Bail out my debt!!!!

So, you're probably wondering, why should I bail this guy out!!!
Let me tell you about me: I am just like you. I have a job and debt. I have car debt, house debt, student loan debt, credit card debt. I live paycheck to paycheck, and sometimes I have to use my credit cards at the end of the month to buy milk and diapers. I'm trying to save money, but I CAN'T.
Can I cut costs here and there? Sure.
But you know how that works. Once you have it, IT IS PAINFUL TO CUT OFF WHAT YOU HAVE!!!!
So, when the government started using our taxpayer money to bail out AIG, Lehmann Brothers, Citigroup, I was like: WHERE'S MY BAILOUT!!!!

So, here's what I propose:

since the government is using YOUR MONEY to bail out these financial giants, why don't you sue YOUR MONEY to bail out the little guy!!!!!

BAIL ME OUT!!!!!

Press the donate button. I will only take ONE DOLLAR from each of you. Once I pay my debts, the rest of the money will go to charity. I GIVE YOU MY WORD!!!!!!